Want to guess what the connection between the first picture and the second picture is?
*cue the Jeopardy music*
If you guessed my toddler, ding ding ding ding! You advance to the bonus round.
Because evidently when you have three seconds alone with a contraband stick of deodorant, painting racing stripes on Nana's dog is the only way to go.
I guess it could be worse... unless you are the dog.
In which case, my sincerest apologies. Oh, and brace yourself baby, because this is just a small sampling of the mayhem to come.