In the land of a toddler, candy is supposed to be king. But that's an average toddler.
For my girl? Not so much. Pop pop gave her a small bowl of jelly beans.
In theory she should have packed those babies away like crazy.
In reality, she has eaten exactly half a jelly bean. She has spit on the rest and used them to paint everything she could reach, leaving sticky little multi-colored snail trails.
After I addressed with her why these didn't belong in Bennett's nose, I thought we had reached an understanding about jelly beans and orifices other than the mouth.
I would be wrong.
Anyone want to help me scrub sticky green goo out of a toddler ear???