Bennett doesn't sleep at night. I don't mean that as in "he doesn't sleep longer than 4 hours at a go". I mean that as in "at almost 4 months old now, he only sleeps about 1 to 2 hours at a stretch".
Sounds like fun? It's not. At all. I don't care how sweet his gummy little smiles are at 5 a.m. Especially considering that my husband travels every week from Sunday night until Friday night, this means a whole lot of no sleep for me.
The other night, I offered Bennett a BMW when he turned 16 if he would just give me six hours of uninterrupted sleep. He passed on the offer.
If you ask me, he totally missed a killer opportunity. I was at the point where I wasn't even qualifying what model or trim level. As my girlfriend Megan says, "there's a reason why infants aren't usually involved in business negotiations".
Anyone want a little late night/early morning company? I might even throw in a BMW to sweeten the deal :)