I finally get it off and she's soaking wet, hair plastered to her head and crazy curls everywhere.
She looked about as happy to be soggy as a wet cat.
So I bring her downstairs and I notice a big lump in one leg of her jammies, like her leg is a boa constrictor and has eaten something.
She must have been saving it for later...
I have no idea what the hell goes through her mind sometimes, but it cracks me up!