Sterling was running around naked as I tried to wrangle her into jammies for nap time.
Sterling: Hey Momma! Look at my balls!
Me: Um, you don't have balls baby. That's your vagina. Girls have a vagina.
Sterling: Ben has balls?
Me: Yep, Ben is a boy so he has balls.
Sterling: I have Ben's balls?
Me: Nah, lets let Ben keep his balls.
Sterling: But I want balls! I LOVE balls!
Me: Oh sister, that's another discussion for a different time.
Sterling: Ben loves his balls.
Me: I can't argue with that.
Sterling: Daddy is a boy? Daddy has balls?
Me: Uhhhhh... yeah?
Sterling: Can I have balls?
Me: Um. Can you help me think of other girls? (yep, the best defense is diversion).
Sterling: Amaya is a girl. Liana is a girl. Mommy is a girl. Chloe is a girl. Lara is a girl. Teddi is a girl. Violet is a girl. Elizabeth is a girl. Jenna is a girl. Sophie is a girl. Hannah is a girl.
Me: Awesome, you are right! Can you think of any boys?
Sterling: Logan has balls. Bennett has balls. Ethan has balls. Daddy has balls. Owen has balls. Finn has balls. Vincent has balls.
Check and mate...
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