Cute Outfit = Crappy Results

Have you ever noticed that when dressing an infant, the cuter and more difficult an outfit is to put on, the higher the chances of having a blowout? Therefore, an absolutely adorable white outfit that's a bitch to get on a lasts approximately 30 seconds before a blowout of epic proportions. Meanwhile, the god awful ugly brown thing that snaps up the front? That puppy is like blowout kryptonite :-)