This is really hard for me to say and I don't know how you will take it, but here goes: I am a chihuahua.
No, I'm not a canine, and I don't bark incessantly, and I don't bite (unless I am REALLY hungry).
But I have absolutely NO idea of my true size. I am 5' 4". On a good day.
Yet my close friends are usually at least 5'8", and in my mind, we are usually about the same height. It always leaves me a little confused when I see photos of us together.
All I can figure is that I must have the world's WORST track record for standing in a hole for group shots.
And everyone says that I *seem* taller than I am. Which means I must actually BE taller than that, just that the stupid measurement system CLEARLY isn't accurate enough to effectively capture my true height.
The photo is of my friend L giving life a try out at my altitude. She watched me struggle to see my kids over a wall, and then gave it a try for herself.
I still don't see why she is stooping though...
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