Mistress Of Mayhem
A glimpse into the crazy life of a M.O.M.
Dancing With Myself... In The Almond Milk
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Ah yes, nothing like the sweet sound of "uh oh Momma, you got mess" to warm a mom's heart... or at least get her blood boiling...
Messy Mayhem Monday
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You ever have one of those days that makes you question every decision that got you to this point? One of those days that you seriously cons...
Super Hero? How About Super Turkey...
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A few weeks ago, my kids got superhero capes as favors at a birthday party. Awesome, right? Totally! Except Bennett doesn't yet realiz...
The Frog And The Rat
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Today, while I was making lunch for the kids, our cleaning lady Marisol let out a horrific screech. She was cleaning the balcony off of the ...
The Day(s) The Monkeys Ran Away
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My children have a charming and endearing habit as of late. They run away. See, Sterling has gotten *just* tall enough to rea...
Dancing Queen
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It's amazing how when you put a little Abba on the radio, this is what happens. Almost immediately after Dancing Queen came on, Bennett...
One Down, One To Survive...
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This week Sterling started back to preschool. You would think that being down to one kid would mean I could get back to eating bonbons and w...
Turd On The Loose
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I often wonder what the difference is between children and dogs. Often. Like daily, if not hourly. After all, my kids bite, jump up on pe...
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