Mistress Of Mayhem
A glimpse into the crazy life of a M.O.M.
The Ultimate Frozen Fan
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Bennett woke up from nap today royally pissed. Pissed at me, at his snack, and at the world in general. He was SO disgusted by the peanut bu...
Not So Little Shit
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You ever try something, and no matter how hard you work at it, you just suck ass? I mean REALLY suck ass? Yeah, well my something ...
Lotion Lunatic
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Sweet holy mercy mother of pearl! I swear by all that is precious, they're trying to break me. On Friday I had neck surg...
Dancing With Myself... In The Almond Milk
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Ah yes, nothing like the sweet sound of "uh oh Momma, you got mess" to warm a mom's heart... or at least get her blood boiling...
Messy Mayhem Monday
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You ever have one of those days that makes you question every decision that got you to this point? One of those days that you seriously cons...
Super Hero? How About Super Turkey...
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A few weeks ago, my kids got superhero capes as favors at a birthday party. Awesome, right? Totally! Except Bennett doesn't yet realiz...
The Frog And The Rat
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Today, while I was making lunch for the kids, our cleaning lady Marisol let out a horrific screech. She was cleaning the balcony off of the ...
The Day(s) The Monkeys Ran Away
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My children have a charming and endearing habit as of late. They run away. See, Sterling has gotten *just* tall enough to rea...
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