Mistress Of Mayhem
A glimpse into the crazy life of a M.O.M.
A DIFFERENT Kind Of Naughty Table Dancer
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So lately, I've been noticing little footprints all over my dining room table. But until today, I had never caught anyone in the act of ...
The Mayhem School Of Driving Excellence
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Please "Like" us at facebook.com/MomOfMayhem for Mayhem throughout the day! I have a confession to make. Lately, I've been ...
Dancing In The Doritos
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Sweet holy mercy mother of pearl, seems like anytime I assume things are cool for three seconds, my kids prove me wrong. Today, I was cleani...
Turd On The Loose
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Today we went with friends to a puppet show. It sounds innocuous enough, but come on now, how well do you know us? I should have known...
Single Ladies
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On our way out to run errands, I heard an incredibly cute, incredibly off key voice screaming the lyrics to "Single Ladies" ...
Mood Swings: Party Of Two?
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It's pretty freakin remarkable how quickly my kids can degrade from this: Through this: Until this: Becomes th...
Battery Battering
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So I have a confession to make: we have a lot of toys that are "broken" because the batteries have died. The awesome part?...
Hell At The Playground: The Story Of Why I'm Becoming Agoraphobic...
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Know what that picture there is? No? Don't worry, I'll tell you, but first lemme give you the back story. See, now that it...
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